dan and nell and i made up a people claim game. its to be played in a mall, pub, train - any social situation where there are a large amount of people coming and going.
here are the rules.
general rules :
1. you must say "i claim the ......"
2. no fucking pointing (with fingers) - elbows, knuckles, noses ok. no fingers.
3. all points must be validated by the other players
4. false accusations/claims mean you lose your points from that claim.
5. you cant claim the people you are playing with
specific point scoring :
inter-racial couple - 1 point
first date - 2 points
blind date - 2 points
mail order bride - 2 points
in it for the money (or the sex) - 2 points
daddys little girl - 2 points
gay or lesbian couple - 1 point
screwing the crew (flatmates or workmates) - 1 point
celebrity spotting - 1 point
slumming it - 1 point
cockblocker - 1 point
cone of silence (pre-breakup) - 1 point
the results of the inaugural people claim game :
well i was winning. then nell claimed a first date. but we needed it validated.
8 points were on offer for the person who would go over and validate the claim.
suffice to stay, dan strutted on over. found out they were actually married. but came away with the win.
1 comment:
Man, I sucked!
I still think I should have claimed that last couple as a "cone of silence" couple after what Dan found out.
That would have got me back to zero.
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